NURSERY INN F.C.
Hartlepool's Favourite/Best Looking Sunday League Team
Meet the Players!
Nursery Inn FC's finest:
Goalkeeper #1
Karl Carbro
Our Number One goalkeeper, Karl Carbro, originally joined the team as a Centre Half, but due to injuries and lack of commitment, Karl stepped in, and has been a force since.
Defender (VC) #6
Jordan Paton
Jordan joined the team not long into the start and was made the first team captain early on eventually passing on the mantle and stepping in as vice. (nonce.)
Defender #23
Calvin Akers
Injured forever and always complaining that he is, Calvin is probably the top scorer of the club, but only with Own Goals.
Defender #31
Jonathan Cambridge
GUESS WHO'S BACK? The legend is back. Once famously captained the side in a 14-0 loss, Jonboy left after that but couldn't resist the Nursery and is back again. SICK THAT MATE!
Defender #4
Ryan "Lugzy" Sanderson
Signing for us from rivals, Clevestone Transport, "Lugzy" made an instant impact, becoming a stalwart within the backline.
Defender #26
Dom Holroyd
Apparently "One of The Worst Players in Sunday League," Dominik Holroyd features at the back and in games we need him most, turns up and helps get a result.
Defender #69
Lewis Keers
Every team has the stroppy kid and Lewis is ours, he's left and joined the team more times than we can count but he is an excellent player and proves it every Sunday.
Defender #16
Bryan Walker
Spare Wheel.
Defender #2
Simon Tindale
Ooo Ooo Ahh Ahh.
INJURED.
Defender (Kit Man) #13
Joshua Jukes
Our own BN biscuit (google it,)Â dropped into left back and showed his rugby playing strength and fitness, having never played 11-a-side football before. The Dog is Autumn.
Midfielder (Captain) #3
Ken Foreman
The Captain of this excellent squad, Kenny has the honour of being the first player to get a Red Card, taking every part of his game from Steve Sidwell, our box to box midfielder has it all.
Midfielder #20
Jack Mclean
"Budgie," our resident Wankerboy, is our "Best Goalkeeper and Best outfield player." He rarely turns up but when he does, he proves his worth, and shows that on his day, he can be one of the best.
Midfielder (Chairman) #8
Ryan Keers
One of the founding members of the team, Ryan would rather turn up late and blaked than turn up on time, but still loves the team more than most.
Midfielder #10
Lee Turner
Lee is the newest member of the team. Scoring for fun when he used to play and rapid as hell, Lee could be a great addition. Well Kenny seems to think so. Arse lick.
Midfielder #14
Luke Ellerton
Luke wants to be a fitness coach and is also a part time Trolley Boy at Morrisons. Gets smashed off two pints and a Pernod in the pub.
Midfielder #11
Ben Relton
Dead defensive, missed most of the season, turned up and worked hard for a spot for the second half, is he with his lass or not?
Midfielder/Forward #17
Paul Harvey
The Harvey Bop, biggest dick in Sunday League.
Midfielder/Forward #21
James Daley
James Daley, Super Sub. Made claim to an own goal, so we let him think its his.
Midfielder/Forward #45
Liam Thompson
Tomo, the pigeon Mitrovic, offers strength and only strength. Loves school leavers. Keep an eye out for him at your daughters prom.
Forward #18
Aiden Lamb
The Hartlepudlian Messi, Aiden Lamb was gift to NIFC from God. Scoring worldies for fun and taking on the last man, Aido is a genuinely gifted player.
Forward #9
Taylor Liston
Taking an early lead for top scorer, Taylor's pace and finishing surprised everyone and he has quickly turned into an automatic starter. Always trying to be funny but mostly steals Bryan's jokes. White Shola Ameobi.
Manager
Dexter Robinson
Mastermind behind the team. All experience comes from previous Football Manager games. Loves the Nursery like a second home, Played 90 minutes once.
Hartlepool Sunday Football League
#NIFC NEWS
Friday, 8-9, Brieton
Training
We train every Friday at Brieton Sports Centre and on no game Sundays. Training is £3 per person.
Sunday, 10:30 Kick Off
This Week
This weeks fixture
Mowbray v NIFC
The Rec.
9:30am meet.
What's Next?
Upcoming
Mar 5th: South Durhams @Home
Coming fixtures to be announced.
Nursery Inn
Welcome to the Pub!
The Nursery Inn is a local for everyone, with cheap pints, good tunes, great people and live music, Nursery Inn is a home for friends of all ages, owners Ian and Debs Humberston welcome all to the pub.
With Darts, Pool and obviously a Football team. The Nursery Inn loves pub sports, and also loves live music.
COMING AT THE NURSERY:
March 3rd:
Steve Brookes
March 18th:
Lee Etherington
Contact Us
Address:
Nursery Inn FC
Hopps Street
Hartlepool
United Kingdom
Email:
Phone:
07792826483
